When this creature enters, surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)
{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
When this creature enters, you may mill four cards. (You may put the top four cards of your library into your graveyard.)
Natural Recovery — When this creature dies, return target land card from your graveyard to your hand.
When this creature enters, mill three cards. You may put a land card from among the cards milled this way into your hand. If you don't, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)
Mill four cards. You may put a permanent card from among the cards milled this way into your hand. If you control a Squirrel or returned a Squirrel card to your hand this way, create a Food token. (To mill four cards, put the top four cards of your library into your graveyard. A Food token is an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
Create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity.
A deck can have any number of cards named Slime Against Humanity.
This spell can't be countered.
Trample
Whenever a creature you control or a creature spell you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, draw a card.
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